so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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