38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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