like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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