Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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