I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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