anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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