How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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