I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm bleeding and have questions
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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