He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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