Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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