I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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