I puked a lego.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.