I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
i think i just lost a toe