physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
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Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.