I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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