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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I puked a lego.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....

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• (914): View more from New York

  If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (561): View more from Florida

  jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.

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• (619): View more from California

  Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.

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