sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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