i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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