Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
3pm strippers are depressing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Randomize