i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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