My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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