I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
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When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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