you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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