help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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