Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I forgot how hot balto sounded
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he fucked my hip out of place.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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