I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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