In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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