There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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