We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
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he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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