i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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