i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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