They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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