This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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