Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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