Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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