I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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