I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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