well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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