Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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