i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
