fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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