so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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