You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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