I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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