last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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