Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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