Whod you bang
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
We are all done wearing pants today
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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