What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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