Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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