Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
my poor anus
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I woke up under a house in Key West
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