the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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