I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
