writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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