Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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