You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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