Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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