this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
wow bdsm is so cute
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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