Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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