what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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