Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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