You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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