I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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