Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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